Winner of the 18V Hilti Hammer Drill!

The winner of the Hilti Drill was thrilled to win:

"Thank you so much!

I can’t remember the last time I won anything as nice."

—Donnie Moore, Virginia Beach, VA

The results from the 'other' competition are in also, it is was decisive:

Our winner gave his reasoning behind voting for the ShopVac:

"I’m thinking the small hands could be an issue when handling the taser, and the hairpiece is easy prey for a shop vac with so much power.

Surely once the hair is removed, he’d lose all his power, charm and good looks. He’d still have 8+ billion dollars and a beautiful wife, and I think he’d be okay."

—Donnie Moore

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